✦ PRICING
One bad email costs more than $10.
Choose your survival plan.
FREE TIER
$0
forever (kinda)
- ✓3 generations per day
- ✓OOO Generator
- ✓Meeting Decline
- ✓Basic BS Detector
- ✗Corporate Shield
- ✗Survival Copilot
- ✗All advanced tools
PRO PLAN
$10
per month · cancel anytime
Everything you need to outlast corporate life.
- ✓Unlimited generations
- ✓Corporate Shield (email manipulation detector)
- ✓Survival Copilot (political risk advisor)
- ✓Reply To Boss
- ✓BS Detector (full)
- ✓Translation Engine
- ✓Excuse Engine
- ✓Resignation Letter (all 5 modes)
- ✓Meeting Assassin
- ✓Morning Mood Kit
- ✓Review Builder
- ✓Hall of Savage access
- ✓Priority AI (faster responses)
- ✓New features first
Your company spends $10,000+ on your salary. Spend $10 protecting it.
Common Questions.
What happens after 3 free generations?
You'll see a friendly (and mildly passive-aggressive) paywall. Upgrade to Pro Plan for unlimited access.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Cancel from your billing page, effective immediately. No questions asked. We'll be sad, but we'll manage.
Is this actually HR-safe?
Everything the AI generates is designed to be professional on the surface. Nuclear Resignation mode is for entertainment only — please use your judgment.
Which tools are free forever?
OOO Generator and Meeting Decline are permanently free with 3 generations/day.