✦ PRICING

One bad email costs more than $10.

Choose your survival plan.

FREE TIER

$0

forever (kinda)

  • ✓3 generations per day
  • ✓OOO Generator & Resignation Letter
  • ✓Roast My Corporate Profile
  • ✓Review Builder & Slack Status
  • ✓Hall of Savage (community feed)
  • ✗BS Detector
  • ✗Translation Engine
  • ✗Reply to Boss & Meeting Decline
  • ✗Excuse Engine & HR-Safe Rant
  • ✗Morning Mood Kit
  • ✗Corporate Shield
  • ✗Meeting Assassin
  • ✗Survival Copilot
  • ✗Survival Report
  • ✗My Stats
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POPULAR

PRO PLAN

$10

per month · cancel anytime

Everything you need to outlast corporate life.

  • ✓15 generations per day (5× the free tier)
  • ✓Everything in Free, plus Hall of Savage
  • ✓BS Detector & Translation Engine (full forensics)
  • ✓Reply to Boss & Meeting Decline
  • ✓Excuse Engine, HR-Safe Rant & Morning Mood Kit
  • ✓Corporate Shield (email manipulation detector)
  • ✓Meeting Assassin (calendar defense)
  • ✓Survival Copilot (political risk advisor)
  • ✓Survival Report (weekly burnout analysis)
  • ✓My Stats (personal analytics & persona evolution)
  • ✓Priority AI (faster responses)
  • ✓New features first

Your company spends $10,000+ on your salary. Spend $10 protecting it.

Common Questions.

What happens after my 3 free generations?

You'll see a friendly (and mildly passive-aggressive) paywall, and your allowance resets on a rolling 24-hour window. Upgrade to Savage Mode for 15 generations a day plus the ten Savage tools, Survival Report and My Stats.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. Cancel from your billing page — billing stops immediately and you keep Savage Mode until the end of the period you've already paid for. No questions asked. We'll be sad, but we'll manage.

Is this actually HR-safe?

Everything the AI generates is designed to be professional on the surface. Nuclear Resignation mode is for entertainment only — please use your judgment.

Which tools are free forever?

Five tools are permanently free — OOO Generator, Resignation Letter, Roast My Corporate Profile, Review Builder and Slack Status — sharing 3 generations/day. Hall of Savage, the community feed, is free for everyone with no cap.